Because Giving Shouldn’t Be Boring!
If you’re looking for plain and simple cards then we’re afraid you’ve come to the wrong place.
Two Brits Print Co. is full of sass, full on belly laughs and cards that will make you blush!Â
SHOP CARDS
Birthday
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In Banana Years You’re Bread
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Happy Birthday From The Dog – Thanks For Picking Up My Shit In Public!
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Life’s Short. Happy Birthday
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Happy Ducking Birthday – F*cking Autocorrect
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Here’s A Big COCKtail – Happy Birthday
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Anything’s A Dildo If You’re Brave Enough! Happy Birthday
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Your Chariot Awaits
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Birthday Vibes
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Is This The Birthday You Start Carrying A Tissue In Your Sleeve?
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A Late Birthday Card Is Better Than A Late Period!
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Happy Birthday. From Your Biggest Financial Burden
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I Guess You Can Cross ‘Dying Young’ Off Your List Of Stuff To Worry About
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Drinking Plenty Of Water Helps Prevent Aging
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Another Year Closer To Needing A Handrail In The Shower
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Another Year Closer To Your Balls Touching The Water
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Happy Fuggin’ Birthday!
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Happy Birthday – Welcome to Your Next Era!
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You Totally Don’t Look A Day Over 25!
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Hope your Birthday isn’t Schitt!
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Happy Anniversary Of The Day Your Face Saw Your Moms Vag!
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I Was Going To Get You A Nice Birthday Card…
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Ever Look At Someone And Think…Wow Thats The Sperm That Won?
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How Cool That You’re From The 1900’s
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It’s Probably Time For A Colonoscopy – Happy Birthday!
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The Countdown To Death Continues – Happy Birthday
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You Are Far Too Special For Just A Birthday Card…
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Is This The Year You Start Carrying Hard Candies In Your Purse?
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True Friends Don’t Judge Each Other. They Judge Other People Together.
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Look At The Stars. Look How They Shine For You
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Happy Birthday! I’m Sure Glad You Didn’t Get Stuck In A Condom!
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Happy Birthday Sugar Tits!
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Anniversary/Valentines/Love/Engagement/Wedding
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I Want You To Glaze My Hole
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Fuck, Marry, Kill – Congrats, Great Choice!
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You’re Still The Only Meat I Want In My Taco – Happy Anniversary!
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Congrats For No Longer Living In Sin
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There Is No One Else I’d Rather Have Snoring Loud As Fuck Next To Me!
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Congratulation! May All Your Ups And Downs Be In The Bedroom!
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To Me You Are Trash
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New Home
Graduation
New Baby
Mother’s Day
Get Well
SHOP CHRISTMAS CARDS
Santa’s Coming! That’s What She Said!
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You’ve Got A Lot Of Balls Coming In Here Dressed Like That!
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Merry Piss-mas From The Dog
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Big Nick Energy
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Christmas Vibes
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Wishing You A Very Politically Correct Holiday
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See This Christmas Card? Very Mindful, Very Demure, Very Merry Christmas!
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Naughty, Nice, Bit Of A Cunt This Year!
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Best Wishes, Warmest Regards – Merry Schittmas
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